A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some very bad news, you're dying, and you don't have much time left."
Man: "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
Doctor: "Ten, ten?"
Man: "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
Doctor: "Nine..." ..."Eight..." ...Seven..."
