Angie
("The Top Banana")
Although I have spent 20 years in the hobby, have bred and raised many kinds of fish, and have two precious daughters, currently I have nothing better to do (when I'm not eating bananas) than to sit online awaiting your query. Once in a while I find time to go to my job where I work as a nurse. (No bananas at the hospital, though.)

Andrew
("Chief Chimp")
I'm not your average monkey. I can read! Besides spending 27 years in the hobby, and raising 7 kids, I really have nothing at all to do except "live" online and answer all your questions, especially on fish health and water chemistry. (I think Angie has a potassium addiction from eating all those bananas! Shhh... don't tell her I said that, though, she might throw a rotten tomato at me!)