Basic Witchery

Nails, snails, and dragon's tails:

Are they good for that which ails?

Eye of gnewt and wing of bat:

Will they work for this or that?

All recipes, good Witches know

Are followed to the tip of toe.

A pinch too much? A slip up there?

And Fuzzy Wuzzy has no hair!

Instead of fairies flitting free,

You've conjured up a chimpanzee!

And though he's fun and likes to play --

How do you make him go away?

This is a cookbook for my Craft

Full of giggles, smiles, and laughs!

Concoctions, spells, and recipes

Woven well by Blessed Be's

And designed without one nervous twitch

By one who's proud to be called "Witch!"