THE TRUTH ABOUT EVIL GOVERNMENT
THERE SEEMS TO BE A RATHER UNUSUAL REASONING IN THIS COUNTRY THAT THERE ARE ONLY TWO PARTIES THAT ARE ALLOWED TO BE IN THE RACE FOR PRESIDENT. BASICALLY, THE REASONING IS VALID, BUT THAT’S BECAUSE OVER THE YEARS, THE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS HAVEN’T REALLY BEEN POLITICAL PARTIES. INSTEAD, BOTH OF THEM HAVE BEEN FINANCIAL VACUUM CLEANERS WHOSE SOLE PURPOSE IS TO SUCK UP ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THE OFFICE AND KEEP IT AS LONG AS THEY CAN, EVEN THOUGH THAT MEANS THEY HAVE TO GROOM A NEW TEAM EVERY FOUR TO EIGHT YEARS. THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE TO THIS TWO-PARTY CIRCUS, AND THAT ALTERNATIVE IS CHIEF JACK’S NATIVE AMERICAN PARTY.
MOST OF THE PRESIDENTS, IF INDEED NOT ALL OF THEM, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF 20TH CENTURY HAVE BEEN MEMBERS OF AN ORGANISATION KNOWN AS THE “SKULL AND BONES SOCIETY”, AN EXTREMELY CHAUVINISTIC GROUP HEADQUARTERED AT YALE UNIVERSITY. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ESTABLISHED IN THIS COUNTRY IN 1856, IT DIDN’T ALLOW ANY WOMEN INTO THE GROUP UNTIL 1991, AND WHEN IT DID, MANY OF THE OLD TIMERS LEFT THE SOCIETY.
MOST OF ITS MEMBERS REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT IT IN PUBLIC. PERHAPS THAT’S BECAUSE THE GROUP’S MAIN REASON FOR BEING IS EVENTUAL WORLD DOMINATION. THE TWO 2004 SO-CALLED “MAJOR” CANDIDATES, GEORGIE PORGIE BUSHIE AND JOHN KERRY, ARE MEMBERS OF THE SOCIETY, A SOCIETY WHOSE SENIOR MEMBERS ONCE CLAIMED THAT ALLOWING WOMEN IN THE CLUB WOULD DESTROY IT AND LEAD TO DATE RAPE IN THE ASSOCIATION. WOMEN SHOULD KEEP THAT IN MIND WHEN IT COMES TIME TO VOTE IN NOVEMBER.
OF ALL THE SKULL AND BONES MEN WHO HAVE LED OUR COUNTRY, NONE HAS SHOWN THE COJONES TO OPENLY FLAUNT THE ROLE OF SKULL AND BONES LIKE GEORGIE PORGIE BUSHIE. YOU CAN TELL THAT BUSH IS A DEVIOUS, SCHEMING, DANGEROUS MADMAN JUST BY LOOKING AT HIM. HE LEERS AND SNEERS AS HE TALKS AND TELLS THESE LAME JOKES THAT ONLY HE IS AMUSED BY. PERHAPS THESE “JOKES“ ARE ACTUALLY CODED MESSAGES TO OTHER SKULL AND BONES MEMBERS, BECAUSE THEY REALLY AREN’T FUNNY.
BUSH WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, AND HE JUST HAD TO BE PRESIDENT TO DO IT SO HE COULD HAVE THE WORLD’S MIGHTIEST ARMY AT HIS BECK AND CALL TO REALISE HIS DREAM. STEP ONE WAS TO BE ELECTED PRESIDENT. BY THE END OF VOTING IN 2000, IT BECAME APPARENT THAT HE WOULD LOSE, AND BUSH WAS DESPERATE. HIS ATTENTION TURNED TO FLORIDA, WHERE A LITTLE-KNOWN CANDIDATE WHO HAD STATED HIS CANDIDACY AS A JOKE JUST ABOUT A MONTH BEFORE THE ELECTION DREW A FAIRLY SIZABLE BLOCK OF VOTES, ALL OF THEM WRITE-INS.
WITH THE HELP OF ANOTHER DEMENTED MAN WHO TODAY MASQUERADES AS THE PHILANTHROPIC LEADER OF A WORLDWIDE SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT FRANCHISE, THE WANNABE PRESIDENT MANAGED TO BUY BACK THESE VOTES, WHICH RESULTED IN THE FAMOUS “RECOUNT FIASCO” AND CAUSED THE SUPREME COURT, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, TO APPOINT A PRESIDENT. THE NAME OF THE MAN WHOSE VOTES WERE STOLEN BY BUSH AND THAT ENTERTAINMENT HONCHO? IT WAS YOURS TRULY, CHIEF JACK.
WITH HIS QUESTIONABLE TAKEOVER OF THE OVAL OFFICE COMPLETE, BUSH NEXT HAD TO BE ABLE TO START A SKIRMISH THAT COULD LEAD TO AMERICA EVENTUALLY BEING IN CONTROL OF THE WORLD’S OIL, FOR HE WHO CONTROLS THE OIL CONTROLS THE WORLD. BUSH DECIDED TO CONCENTRATE ON A LITTLE-KNOWN GROUP OF MUSLIM RADICALS THAT CAME UNDER OUR SCRUTINY WHEN WE SUPPLIED THEM WITH WEAPONS IN ORDER TO FIGHT A RUSSIAN INVASION. THE GROUP’S NAME? AL QUAEDA, AND BECAUSE OUR CITIZENS KNEW LITTLE ABOUT THEM, IT WAS EASY TO MOULD THEM IN THE EYES OF AMERICANS AS DANGEROUS ANARCHISTS AND KILLERS.
A PLAN BEGAN TO FORM IN THE MINDS OF THE BUSH TEAM. NOW, MIND YOU, IT’S VERY HARD TO CONCLUSIVELY PROVE THIS BECAUSE THE CIA, FBI, NSA, AND OTHER AMERICAN GOVERNMENT FORCES ARE ALL IN ON THE COVERUP. SOME YEARS BEFORE, PEOPLE WHO HAD TIES TO AL QUAEDA SET OFF A BOMB IN NEW YORK’S WORLD TRADE CENTER. HEY, IT WORKED ONCE, LET’S DO IT AGAIN AND PALM IT OFF ON THAT GROUP FROM A FEW YEARS AGO SO THAT EVERYONE WILL THINK THE MUSLIMS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY AMERICA. WE CAN THEN MOVE IN ON THOSE COUNTRIES IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND TAKE THEM OVER SO WE CAN HAVE ALL THAT OIL.
NATURALLY, WE HAD TO START WITH A SMALL, WEAK COUNTRY THAT HAS FEW NATURAL RESOURCES IN ORDER TO MISDIRECT THE WORLD. THAT’S WHERE AFGHANISTAN CAME IN. THAT COUNTRY WAS THE HOME OF THE LEADER OF AL QUAEDA, SO WE NEEDED SOMETHING SPECTACULAR TO GOAD AMERICA INTO A PATRIOTIC FRENZY THAT WOULD MAKE OUR CITIZENS BACK THE TAKEOVER OF THE MIDDLE EAST.
DESTROYING OUR MOST FAMOUS BUILDINGS AND ATTACKING THE SYMBOL OF OUR MILITARY, THE PENTAGON, DID THE TRICK. AT FIRST, WE WERE PETRIFIED AND HORRIFIED BY THE “ATTACKS” ON THE WORLD TRADE CENTER AND THE PENTAGON, AND WE FAILED TO SEE THAT ALL WAS NOT AS IT HAD SEEMED. TODAY, THE GAPING HOLES IN THE “MUSLIM ATTACKS” ARE BECOMING MORE PROMINENT, AND OUR EYES ARE FINALLY OPENING.
FIRST OFF, THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION HAD THE FBI AND CIA CONFISCATE ALL THE SECURITY VIDEOS FROM THE “AIRPORTS OF ORIGIN” OF THE DEATH FLIGHTS SO NO ONE COULD FIND OUT THAT THE “HIJACKERS” WERE NEVER ON THOSE PLANES. THE ADMINISTRATION ALSO ORDERED THE MASS MEDIA TO NEVER AGAIN SHOW THE FILMS OF THE TOWERS’ COLLAPSE BECAUSE FROM A COUPLE OF ANGLES, YOU COULD ACTUALLY SEE THE CONTROLLED EXPLOSIONS THAT REALLY BROUGHT DOWN THE WTC. LIKEWISE, YOU ARE ALSO NO LONGER ABLE TO SEE "RAW", UNDOCTORED FOOTAGE OF THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PENTAGON BECAUSE SOMEONE WAS SMART ENOUGH TO TAKE MEASUREMENTS THAT SHOW NO AIRPLANE HIT THE PENTAGON, BUT THE SMALL AMOUNT OF DESTRUCTION THERE WAS CONSISTENT WITH WHAT WOULD HAVE RESULTED FROM THE MISSILE THAT WAS FIRED BY AN OFFSHORE AMERICAN DESTROYER AND AIMED INLAND THAT MORNING. FINALLY, YOU CAN ADD THAT QUITE A NUMBER OF THE SO-CALLED “HIJACKERS” ARE STILL ALIVE AND LIVING IN THE MIDDLE EAST, ONE OF THEM A PILOT FOR A SAUDI AIRLINE WHO WAS IN DUTY IN EUROPE AT THE TIME OUR COUNTRY SAID HE WAS PILOTING ONE OF THE DEATH PLANES.
SO, YES, I AM MAKING THE ACCUSATION RIGHT HERE AND NOW----- GEORGE BUSH AND HIS CRONIES SET UP AND CARRIED OUT THE SEPTEMBER 11 “ATTACKS” AS A RUSE TO GET A WAR STARTED THAT WILL EVENTUALLY HAVE US IN CHARGE OF ALL THE OIL IN THE MIDDLE EAST, AND THOSE THOUSANDS OF DEATHS THAT DAY MAKE GEORGE BUSH JUST AS MUCH OF A CRIMINAL AS HE SAYS SADDAM HUSSEIN IS.
THE WORLD’S BIGGEST WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION NOW LIVES AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE IN WASHINGTON DC, AND COME NOVEMBER WE MUST DEFUSE THAT WEAPON BY ELECTING ME, CHIEF JACK, AS YOUR NEW PRESIDENT IN 2008. I WILL BRING YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS BACK HOME AND END THIS SENSELESS WAR THAT GEORGIE PORGIE BUSHIE STARTED. I CAN AND WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. IT’S TIME FOR A CHANGE. CHIEF JACK WILL MAKE THAT CHANGE. CAST YOUR VOTE FOR CHIEF JACK'S NATIVE AMERICAN PARTY IN 2008 .
