MNS Groups IQ Test
Are you a digitally savvy Groupie of the 21st Century?
Or are you a Dummy?
Take the following CFfD certified quiz and see for yourself.
Of how many groups are you the Manager? (+1 point each)
Of how many groups are you the Assistant Manager? (+2 points each)
Of how many groups are you a member? (0 points - nobody cares)
Have you ever betrayed a manager's trust and used your assistant manager's status to create havoc, only for your own pleasure? (-5 points)
Do you regularly use... "Recommend this message" (+1 point)
Have you reserved your nickname? (+1 point)
Did you actually INTEND to reserve your nickname? (+2 points)
Were you aware when you reserved your nickname that you would be stuck with it until the day the angels announce the second coming of Atari? (+3 points)
How many message boards does your group have?
1 - Just the "General" board (+1 point)
2-5 boards (+2 points)
5-9 boards (+3 points)
10 or more boards (+4 points)
Have you ever created a controversial group, turned it over to a real troublemaker to manage, unjoined, and then lurked on the message boards watching the train wreck? (-5 points)
Do your have your own photo album in a group you do not manage? (+ 1 point)
Has a group you manage ever been shuttered? (- 5 points)
How many MSN .Net passports do you have?
1 - Asking for more wouldn't be fair, and I've have to lie about my personal data (+3 points)
2 - One for fun, one for business (+2 points)
3-5 I use a lot of MSN services (+ 1 point)
6-10 Scotty, I need more Storage!!! (-5 points)
More than 10 - I have to keep on the run, covering my tracks (-10 points)
Do you have any .Net Passports that are grandfathered in at 30 megs storage? (+1 point)
Did you intentionally overload passports with storage in order to make sure they were grandfathered in? (-5 points)
Have you ever neglected one of your grandfathered passports and allowed it to drop below 3 megs? (+2 points)
Have you ever chased off a new member by being a bit too "funny"? (- 3 points)
Do you maintain a personal file of emoticons and smileys and animated gifs to use in your message board posts? (+1 point)
Which of the following do you consider the most important indicator of your Group's success?
Activity Meter (+1 point)
Message Counter (+ 1 point)
Category Ranking (+ 1 point)
Number of people who laugh at your jokes (- 1 point)
Number of people who get pissed off by your jokes (-5 points)
Do you believe the next Upgrade will fix the problems you've been having with your Group(s)? (+ 5 points)
How many Groups have you been banned from? (-2 points each)
Have you ever been banned from a group more than once? (-2 points)
Add up your total points
Did you actually tally up the points? ~ Yes, with the desktop calculator (+5)
~ Yes, in my head (+2)
~ Yes, on my fingers and toes but only to 20 (21 with my pants down) (-1)
~ You actually expected me to keep score and add it up? Fool. (-10)
Your final ranking:
35 or more: You are a fine and upstanding participant in the Groups experience; Bill Gates would be proud of you. But you might want to stay away from THIS Group.
21 to 34: You are the meat and potatoes of Groups. We, however, prefer chocolate chip cookies. With nuts.
10 to 20: You are a valued part of the amassed gullible thousands who visit Groups and view the ubiquitous advertising every day. Stick around awhile. We want to see if we can con you out of anything.
1 to 9: Stop lurking and get involved!
0 to -5: Don't look over your shoulder now, but THEY are watching you. So are we. Come on over to the dark side, my little pretty.
-6 to -20: You show real potential as a dummy wannabe
-21 or lower: Congratulations! You are a certifiable Dummy! You belong in this Group! Please step over to the registration booth and get yourself fingerprinted!
