DUMMY CREED

Oh Lord, it's hard to be a dummy
when you're perfect in every way
We can't wait to check out the monitor
Cause we get better sounding each day
To know us is to love us
We must be a hellava clan
Oh Lord, its hard to be a dummy
But we're doin the best that we can

We used to have a "real" life
But I guess it just couldn't compete
with all these posts and chatterers
that keep biting at our feet
we could probably find us another
But I guess they're in awe as you see

Who cares?  we'll never get lonesome
cause we treasure our own company.

ohhhhhhhh

Oh Lord, it's hard to be a dummy
when you're perfect in every way
We can't wait to check out the monitor
Cause we get better sounding each day
To know us is to love us
We must be a hellava clan
Oh Lord, its hard to be a dummy
But we're doin the best that we can

I guess you could say we are loners,
logical, honest and proud
we could have many friends if we wanted, then we
wouldn't stand out from the crowd
Some folks think us egotistical......heck we don't
even know what that means
I guess it has something to do with the way
that we post-and-then-go-down-on-our-knees

ohhh  Lord

Oh Lord, it's hard to be a dummy
when you're perfect in every way
We can't wait to check out the monitor
Cause we get better sounding each day
To know us is to love us
We must be a hellava clan
Oh Lord, its hard to be a dummy
But we're doin the best that we can

we're doin-the-best-that-we-can