Welcome to the new gods interview

                    I reporter im such idiodic maniac is here interviewing

                     mrs.fraud of the god cards. Thanks maniac are first god card

                                                     Obilisk the cowarder

                                     Effect:-Sacerfise 2 monsters 2 make

                                  it look like oblilisk will attack but really

                                chicken out and go to the washroom and stink

                                battle field and it also takes up 4000 of your life

                                 points.

                                      now for are next god card

                                        sliffer the sky chicken     

                                    effect: -for every card in your hand

                                      sliffer the sky chickens attack points   

                                                       increse by 1

                                       - when every your opponent attacks sliffer the

                                         sky chicken runs away so ule be attacked 

                                                                  directly 

                                                        and are next one

                                           the winged dragon of cow manuer

                                        effect: -when your opponent attacks

                                                    this monster atamaticly

                                        splats all over and your opponent gets

                                              a direct attack on your life points but

                                              look on the bright side ule smell like poo.

                                Cool: YOUR FIRED FOR INPESANATING THE GODS

                                            heres the real god cards

                                              Obilisk the tormentor

                                

                                                    Effects: -Sacerfise 2 monsters to 

                                        destroy all of your oppnents on the field and 

                                         inflect 4000 of your oppnents life point.

                                                      sliffer the sky dragon

                                    

                                            effect: -for every monster in your hand sliffer

                                            gets 1000 attack points -if your opponent

                                        sets summons special summons flip summons 

                                      ritual summons or any other kind of summons a 

                                     monster it automaticly looses 2000 attack if its 

                                   lower than 2000 its destroyed.

                                                       3rd god cards still being uncovered

                                                                         next issue....