The Underground's seven step program, and support group for Smoking Cessation. Cold Turkey is the way to go. If you live with someone else that smokes, kick em out, or leave. Don't drink, but if you do, see step number 6. Give, and/or receive, lots of oral sex.  I can't ever recall breaking from oral sex to have a smoke. Next time you feel like lighting up, slam your dick in the door.  Rest assured, this will definately kill that craving for a cigarette. When an overwhelming urge for nicotine hits you, stick a finger, or two, firmly up your ass.  Note: This may not work for all women, nor most gay men. If you do light up again, simply kill yourself.  This works everytime. If you follow these 7 simple steps, it is guarenteed your smoking addiction will cease.  Check out these testimonials: ~ I used to smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day.  Now I just run around with a couple of fingers up my ass.  It's a little cumbersome in the bank line and stuff, but hey...I'm free. ~ I am a housewife, and smoked 2 to 3 packs of cigarettes a day for years.  Step 4 is where I got free.  Now I spend my time performing oral sex all day.  I've become really good at it, and have met so many new people in the neighborhood.  I couldn't be happier. ~ Well, I went all the way thru with step 7.  But the bullet only caused severe brain damage.  I hafta wear a diaper now, and I require the use of Viagra, but I'm free as a bird now. ~ I was on step 5.  After bursting most of my blood vessels in my penis, I've been totally immobile in a non-smoking hospital ever since.  During my entire stay here at the hospital so far, I have yet to smoke a cigarette.  Plus it looks like I won't be needing that worthless girlfriend of mine anymore.  Why didn't I think of this sooner.  Thanks guys, I feel great!!!   Keep in touch , and update us on your progress HERE. This page is for strictly entertainment purposes.  It is in no way inteneted to be used in any otherway.  So please, don't start performing oral sex for everyone, do not slam your dick in the door, don't stick anything up yer ass, and DON'T kill yourself.  Peace!!!