Lobotomy Lane!

Cranium Theater presents;

oICCP(LLC) Economic Development, D.C. political collaborates embezzle millions:

1. Inventive Avoidance.
2. $Million Dollar D.C. Give-A-Way to Political Friends - Muderers, Embezelers, Rapists, protected by D.C.'s Attorney General's Office. 
3. Self Serving D.C. Government
4. Fodder for Political Scoundrels

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Become a Noted phrenologist (or politician)

A. noun

1 phrenologist,

2 craniologist, someone who claims to read your character from the shape of your skull.