Lobotomy Lane! presents, THE WORLD'S BEST CHAIN MAIL.
Yep, more chain mail from Lobotomy Lane!'s long chain of noted phrenologists.
Soo many - committed such a long time ago, all we know is, that no one actually knows anything from that long ago, and, these institutionally cyberly-chained (*new adverb) phrenologists continue to define insanity!
Our noted phrenologist, Maurice M, FCO (Facilities Compliance Officer) sends something new to post.
We, the committed, define insanity, and, characterize our assessment of American ethnic KKK/HIP-HOP/TimeWarner- spongiform encephalitis (death from cerebral inflammation)....
.... its really not my fault, and, tiw-tin, a Leprechaun employed to save goldar's gonads actually didn't, so, i guess ........ somehow,........i think... this will do ..... : )
Grand Dragon
The Grand Dragon of the KKK recently stepped to the podium at the Salt Lake City Stadium at the Annual National KKK Meeting in Utah.
The Grand Dragon's hood was lowered around his shoulders and he had a look of disgust on his face as he spoke:
"Sorry guys but this will be our last meeting; we're going out of business."
All the members jumped up and screamed: "WHY????"
The Grand Dragon of the KKK sighed:
"Them Negroes are doing a better job getting rid of themselves than we ever did, so we are no longer needed."
There were rumblings and protest.
The Grand Dragon of the KKK raised his hand to silence the Klan members:
"Their Rap music says more vile things about Black women than we ever thought of."
The members grudgingly nodded in approval.
The Grand Dragon of the KKK continued:
"And Black women write books and make songs demeaning Black men better than my two lily-White speechwriters ever could.....Black men shoot each other constantly.....Black Folks spend a huge amounts of money on cars, liquor & that stuff they call 'Bling Bling.'
Nobody needs the KKK to talk about how Black Folks' sorry asses keep playing 'the race and victim cards' and complaining other minority groups are surpassing them in economic development & getting more attention in schools."
The Grand Dragon of the KKK preached further:
"Hell, them dumb-ass Negroes even support a so-called 'Black Hair' DVD that a white man is making money on. That smart White guy made four sequels and sold it to them Jungle Bunnies for $20 a pop.
The DVD talks about how Koreans have taken over the Black Hair industry without acknowledging Black entrepreneurs had 100 years to get a monopoly or entrenchment in the Black Hair industry Madam C.J. Walker founded 100 years ago.
Black Folks got out-hustled and bamboozled while spending investment capital elsewhere.
Let's face it, they're being hoisted by their own petards."
Some members went looking for dictionaries, while most members nodded as it finally hit them that their job was finished:
Black Folks have finally become their own worst enemy!!!!
The Grand Dragon of the KKK shook his head:
"It's time to go back to our regular lives as policemen, judges and congressmen & leave the business of getting rid of Black Folks to them dumb-ass Negroes cause they're just better at it than White Folks!"
The Grand Dragon of the KKK then threw his hood on the ground, walked off the stage & ended the last KKK meeting.
THE REST OF THE RIGHT WING KLAN MEMBERS THREW OFF THEIR HOODS TOO, LEFT & WENT TO THE COOKOUT & HUNTING PARTY AT DICK CHENEY'S MANSION!
Political characterizaion - Okonkwo
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